TK what is a weird thing about me?
Me: your food doesn't ever touch
TK: good one
Me: why?
TK: I'm making a list: Sometimes I do this. It's one of the weird things on the list.
Me: used tissues freak you out
TK: true
Me: yet you work in a hospital where people shit themselves
TK: excellent point
Me: do me do me
TK: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
TK: You wear a sweatshirt and headband every morning. It's part of the routine of you waking up
Me: im a maniac
TK: You are a serial monogamist... one boyfriend at a time, never really dating more than one at a time.
Me: how is that considered a flaw?
TK: not a flaw. Just different than the majority.
I'm having a hard time coming up with weird things about you
Me: me too about you, we're practically perfect in every way
TK: We are practically perfect.
Me: I owned a gallery but secretly want to buy artwork at Hobby Lobby and take it apart and sign a fake name so people think its legit, and then hang it in my house.
TK: that's a good one!
Me: don't tell, it shames me
TK: I use more Mrs. Dash products in basic cooking than most people. I have 5 different varieties and I have a secret love of instant mashed potatoes with lots of butter.
Me: i knew that
TK: I also like tuna mixed into Kraft mac & cheese
Me: Barfing noises
TK: I know. But I love it.
Me: I put Cheetos in Ramen noodles once. I think I stopped smoking pot that next morning
TK: good move
Me: I crossed an unspoken culinary munchies line that day
TK: I can see that. Cheetos must get awfully spongy in Ramen.
Me: no they melt, and then its this cheesy gob in the noodles
TK: gross
Me: god it makes me sick just thinking about it. Oh. And when I'm studying something hard I put on a tight hat in hopes of holding in information. I truly believe it helps.
(TK was gone at this point, but knowing my sister she would have said..)
TK: That must be the reasoning of the remaining Cheetos brain cells
4 comments:
This is good.....and funny......and I knew most of them. But WHERE'S THE PICTURES OF THE NEW CAR?????????????
I would have admitted to wearing deedly-bopper headbands while studying in PT school in an effort to increase my power.
Dad and I re-read this together last night and laughed. It has taken you two almost 30 years to figure out what we have known all along.......
Yup, nearly perfect!
And if you were the boy child, you would be PERFECT!
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