Add pro figure skater to the list

I'm thinking of going pro.

If your first thought was....
This is the doing of the youngin.

You would be completely correct.

I was really hesitant trying ice skating for the first time. But then I figured....ya know if the hip or knee gets bad, I can just lay down.

What are you doing?

Oh I'm just icing my hip. Little sore. I'll catch you on the next lap.

At first I was thinking pro figure skater, but after body checking that little kid onto the backboard because I didn't know how to stop, maybe hockey player is more my style.